Alright, I lied -- Entries will not be published posthaste. I wish there were more hours in a day, but there simply aren't. Come back by Wednesday, and I assure you -- There will be an entry waiting for you!
Editorial from "Human Performance" Collection by Joe McNally
Past Announcements:
5/24/07: Business leaders gave their support on Thursday to a campaign by fast food giant McDonald's to redefine the term "McJob" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Currently it describes McJob as "an unstimulating, low-paid job with few prospects, esp. one created by the expansion of the service sector."
5/20/07: Billions of cicadas, known for mating calls that produce a din that can overpower lawn mowers, expected to emerge in parts of the Midwest after spending 17 years underground.
5/17/07: A millionaire couple were arrested on federal charges that they kept two Indonesian women as slaves in their swank Long Island home for more than five years, beating and abusing them and paying them almost nothing.
5/15/07: Warm temperatures melted an area of western Antarctica that adds up to the size of California.
5/10/07: Scientists discover hottest planet yet, named HD 149026b, with a scorching temperature of 3,700 degrees Fahrenheit (2,040 degrees Celsius), three times hotter than Mercury.
Current Endeavors:
1) To always be insouciant. 2) To learn all the major languages known to mankind, then, go backpacking in/through every country, testing my newly mastered linguistic skills.
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